Every Visit to the Seattle Central Library Reminds Me of the Cheese Shop SketchJul 18th, 2008 | By Jonathan Golob | Category: Where I'm Writing
“Customer: It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Owner: Finest in the district!
Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
Owner: Well, it’s so clean, sir!
Customer: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese….”