Every Visit to the Seattle Central Library Reminds Me of the Cheese Shop Sketch

Jul 18th, 2008 | By | Category: Where I'm Writing

Customer: It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Owner: Finest in the district!

Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

Owner: Well, it’s so clean, sir!

Customer: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese….”